jkottke:

Until his recent incarceration, Wilfred Rose was a very successful pickpocket operating on the streets of NYC.

Some of the thieves have a shtick. There is Francisco Hita, who when caught touching someone’s wallet, pretends to be deaf, the police say, responding with gesticulations of…

Well, well, well, well. If it isn’t fat, stinking billygoat Billy-Boy in poison. How art thou, thy globby bottle of cheap, stinking chip-oil? Come and get one in the yarbles, if you have any yarbles, you eunuch jelly thou.

Rude Cakes by Tara Welch

huffingtonpost:

This scrappy chipmunk can take care of itself, thank you. Watch it’s full escape here.

realgrumpycat:

Can you tell me how to get away from @SesameStreet? #GrumpyCat #SesameStreet #LicensingExpo

realgrumpycat:

Can you tell me how to get away from @SesameStreet? #GrumpyCat #SesameStreet #LicensingExpo

savagechickens:

Allons-y!
Here’s more Doctor Who.

savagechickens:

Allons-y!

Here’s more Doctor Who.

fuckindiva:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PAUL MCCARTNEY! | (18 June 1942)

I no longer have the energy for meaningless friendships, forced interactions or unnecessary conversations. If we don’t vibrate on the same frequency there’s just no reason for us to waste our time. I’d rather have no one and wait for substance than to not feel someone and fake the funk.

Joquesse Eugenia (via felicefawn)

[I can relate to that]

(via wordpainting)